I Drink It Up!

It was Sunday morning in Chicago, the second day of my roadtrip. Apparently, there are no places to eat off the Eisenhower Expressway unless you drive back to the city. So we drove back towards downtown from suburbia to get breakfast.

We eventually spotted a Dunkin' Donuts - sweet victory! Nate and I grabbed half a dozen donuts and started chowing down. Halfway through my Bavarian Kreme, I took a big gulp of my carton of whole milk. "What the f---?! Sweet Jesus, where can I spit this out at?! Oh my God! Is that...?"

These are all thoughts that went through my head when I realized that the milk was sour and chunky. I swallowed the entire mouthful of milk, because I had no quick alternative to get that nasty, curdled "milk" off my tastebuds. There are no words to describe the situation further besides these photos and this video. Enjoy - I sure didn't.

The solution to get rid of that rancid taste in my mouth...Tic Tacs...lots and lots of Tic Tacs.